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junhanisnotthatfat

Muslces and Morons

and on your list of things to do

is to make me fall in love with you.

meet me in outer space

we would spend the night

watch the earth come up



no one can make me feel like i do.

but you know that its more than that.

cause baby i love you.

ilovebel and you already know that

seems like my lucky day again

rowed in the morning for a while, then headed to handsome tong's house in the evening for his annual cny steamboat dinner..

lets see what ive got.



1)ct's monkey plushie

2)baileys!!!!!!!!!

3)angpaos

4)a 10$ bill that returned as 32$ just by me laying on the couch.

5)you baby

ILOVEYOU

hahaha its magical how stuff happen.

its my lucky day

i caught seducing mr.pefect after a week of FAILED attempts. but i was kinda disappointed, didnt really turn out as funny as i thought it would. but hey it didnt really matter anyways. :)



and the film strip was faulty and the movie stopped at like 85% of the show? and the management gave us a complementary ticket to watch the show again and another one for someother movie. dont think that ive ever been that lucky? mmm.

ILOVEBEL

dont know about you but im starting seeing alot of smiles in my life lately.

hello

happy new year!!!ilovebel



mine's been boring so far. =(

im taking off my mask now

you guys make me skeptical.



now im sick of all your bullshits. eat this bitches.



with a tinge of hostility ;)

cant catch tomorrow

mmm i think my papers have ended.



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adj. fre·er, fre·est
1. Not imprisoned or enslaved; being at liberty.
2. Not controlled by obligation or the will of another: felt free to go.
3.
a. Having political independence: "America . . . is the freest and wealthiest nation in the world" Rudolph W. Giuliani.
b. Governed by consent and possessing or granting civil liberties: a free citizenry.
c. Not subject to arbitrary interference by a government: a free press.
4.
a. Not affected or restricted by a given condition or circumstance: a healthy animal, free of disease; free from need.
b. Not subject to a given condition; exempt: income that is free of all taxes.
5. Not subject to external restraint: "Comment is free but facts are sacred" Charles Prestwich Scott.
6. Not literal or exact: a free translation.
7.
a. Costing nothing; gratuitous: a free meal.
b. Publicly supported: free education.
8.
a. Not occupied or used: a free locker.
b. Not taken up by scheduled activities: free time between classes.
9. Unobstructed; clear: a free lane.
10. Unguarded in expression or manner; open; frank.
11. Taking undue liberties; forward or overfamiliar.
12. Liberal or lavish: tourists who are free with their money.
13. Given, made, or done of one's own accord; voluntary or spontaneous: a free act of the will; free choices.
14. Chemistry Physics
a. Unconstrained; unconfined: free expansion.
b. Not fixed in position; capable of relatively unrestricted motion: a free electron.
c. Not chemically bound in a molecule: free oxygen.
d. Involving no collisions or interactions: a free path.
e. Empty: a free space.
f. Unoccupied: a free energy level.
15. Nautical Favorable: a free wind.
16. Not bound, fastened, or attached: the free end of a chain.
17. Linguistics
a. Being a form, especially a morpheme, that can stand as an independent word, such as boat or bring.
b. Being a vowel in an open syllable, as the o in go.
adv.
1. In a free manner; without restraint.
2. Without charge.
tr.v. freed, free·ing, frees
1. To set at liberty; make free: freed the slaves; free the imagination.
2. To relieve of a burden, obligation, or restraint: a people who were at last freed from fear.
3. To remove obstructions or entanglements from; clear: free a path through the jungle.


But somehow it doesnt feel special.



mm maybe the anticipation killed it.





so i met ct for coffee at taka and i dropped the spoon twice. and the waitress prolly thought i did it on purpose, oh please i did not. im just clumsy and im not gonna ask for your number.

no i did not drop it on purpose, so im not gonna talk to you just replace my spoon and so im not gonna talk to you or ask for your number because i did not drop the spoon on purpose!

kz has a girlfriend,and two handsome bodyguards.



i dont know why im feeling like this? ct's talk on the bus got me thinking. about true.. love?

if you wooed someone for really long, or someone wooed you for quite soem time too. chances are that you wont last if you guys got together. and it did happen to me i guess.

instead of making the relationship 100% complete wtih like 90% from the suitor, which at some point of time just decrease cause time kills interest. so yea. you get the idea



whereas if it was a mutual understanding it would turn outdifferently?



gets you wondering doesnt it.

hypnotise

people these days sure have very good sense of timing huh..



yea sure its in fashion to be fashionably late. but fuck fashion, this isnt a runway.





but thankfully raffles city was a pleasant place to stroll in. and i did not bring my laptop. else this entry would have turned out quite differently.



i studied at national library today. yes thats all you need to know.

but the lockers are now free of charge? what the shit? i think they got enough cash from all the charges they put on lockers to afford a cashless one?



i redid my ael paper for the 4th fugging time, and i got cheated by my mum to head down to clark quay to have dinner, but there was no lift home!?



i fell asleep on the bus and woke up like just inthe nick of time. when i got to my sense and rushed down the bus, i found a slip of paper in my hand with a cell phone number in it.



HA NO IM KIDDING. i mean the number part.



hi bel!

out from under

if you would have realised the previous entry wasnt mine. yup its fatbels'.



anyhow.

ct and i are damn sad people, not successfully finding just ONE more person to join us. making us two look like the usual gay couple that visits coffee bean on a lonely saturday night.



and emm's reply to the sms was "sorry cant do it tonight, next week, damn tired"



i dont know man but that sms sounds sooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo wrong?



hot weather, hot us were wandering around singapore's hottest district.

all that equates to....





VERY HOT
.





exams are ending in 40hours time, be jealous people..be very jealous...

damage counter for this week shows $87.20 spent on java chip, mocha frap, coffee frap, oreo cheese.

No wonder im broke?

thanks

WE FINALLY ROWED AGAIN TODAY! WE ARE ALL HAPPY PEOPLE! (Me, bel, kev, addie, hs, js!) Woke up late, then went to j8 to meet bel and kev. Went down to kallang. Goodness graciously rowed K1. AHH FUN DAY I LOVE Ks even if it means I hafta overtake everyone a lot. Hahaha. And we kinda trained with nyp, like beside. :D Bel was super excited when she saw someone :D

And, js was ultra nice cos he had to keep rescueing me. WHAT A NICE SENIOR!



FUCK AND WE HAD A DAMN HIGH DINNER. I think we were laughing so loudly even the nyp people could hear. Wahahahaha fucking funny. HAHAHAHAHA SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.



Thank you addie, I dont know what for, but today was fun! I hope you had FUN too! evil laughter, ahaahah



Thank you kev, for taking the boats back to the shack!



Thank you bel, for erm, NOTHIGN!! HAHAHAHA okay maybe the entry's template? :P haha



Thank you junsheng, for the countless rescues!



Thank you hongsheng, for siding kev and me throughout the entire day. HUR HUR.



I think bel is so hot, that explains why EVEN GUYS WANT TO get her stupid number LAHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAHAH



AND WAAAAAAHAHAHAHA KEVIN AND I PRACTISED POUTING DURING DINNERRRRRRRRR! TRYING TO SEDUCE THE PEOPLE THERE BUT KEVIN FAAAAAAILED! HAHAHAHA FUCKING FUNNY.

And bel likes to hit people in their balls. and gets high when she gets kicked in hers. i mean no balls but yes. GSPOT!



pardon me while i burst says:

ha

EH

-.-

why didnt you blog about how loser you were to puke all ur food out from laughing



See, the we made bel laugh till she puked out half her dinner like WTHELL WASTE MY MONEY and we fed her MORE RICE when she got back from the toilet. HAHAHAHA



I AM HOT HOT HOTTTTTTT.


while i burst into flames

Pardon me while I burst...

Ohh noo... ohh no no... ohh no no no no...



A decade ago,

I never thought I would be,

at twnety-three, on the verge of

spontaneous combustion. -Woe-is-me.-

But I guess that it comes

with the territory,

An omnious landscape of

never-ending calamity.

I need you to hear,

I need you to see

that I have had all I can take and

exploding seems like a definate possibility

to me.



So pardon me while I burst

into flames.

I've had enough of the world

and it's people's mindless games.

So pardon me while I burn

and rise above the flame.

Pardon me, pardon me...

I'll never be the same!



Now, two days ago,

I was having a look

in a book

and I saw a picture of a guy

fried up above his knees.

I said, "I can relate,"

cause lately I've been thinking of combustication

as a welcomed vacation from

the burdens of

the planet Earth.

like gravity, hypocrisy,

and the perils of being in 3-D...

And thinking so much differently.



Pardon me while I burst

into flames.

I've had enough of the world

and it's people's mindless games.

So pardon me while I burn

and rise above the flame.

Pardon me, pardon me...

I'll never be the same!



Never be the same, yeah...

Ohhhh, pardon me, the one that burst into flames...

Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.



So pardon me while I burst

into flames.

I've had enough of the world

and it's people's mindless games.

So pardon me while I burn

and rise above the flame.

Pardon me, pardon me...

I'll never be the same!